July 2012
June 2012
People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me"
Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
Mistakes are meant for learning, not repeating.
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I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that my mother pretty judges everything that people post on Facebook… or how people post things….
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I’m waiting, I’m fading, floating away.
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1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
